Why would Amy Winehouse pay for Stridex and OxyClean to clear up her face when she’s already got two perfectly good working kidneys? Last time I checked, urine come cheap. Real cheap. When I checked, I was leaning against a barn in with a stalk of hay between my lips and tipping my hat. Boy howdy! The Daily Star says

A friend [of Amy's] said “Amy’s tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying [putting] urine [on her face] will work.”

The only thing that could be worse than a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray is a greasy pork sandwich served in an dirty ashtray hosed down with urine. That Chet from “Weird Science” was some kind of goddamn visionary.