John Travolta Cheating on Wife at Gay Spas

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Kelly Preston has played beard to John Travolta for almost twenty years now, but their sham of a marriage is about to be revealed to the public. Nine MSN says:

John Travolta’s family has been dealt another blow as reports emerge that he has been allegedly cheating on his wife — engaging in “lewd sex acts with other men” as part of a “secret gay spa subculture.”

“John Travolta has been cheating on Kelly for years!” said Robert Randolph, author of the memoir “You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again.” “And when the details emerge, he’s gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout.”

When asked for comment, John Travolta reportedly said, “Ooh, Tiger Woods as a boy scout… yummy! Where do I sign up?” and impishly covered his mouth with his hand while making his best I’m-so-naughty face.