Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom Split

After three years of marriage, Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr are calling it quits. Us Magazine says:

“In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.

Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support, and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”

Was it “love” or “support” that prompted Miranda to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber (EDITOR’S NOTE: Justin Bieber?!) while they were still married? Because it certainly wasn’t “respect.” I just hope for Orlando’s sake that Bieber Fever isn’t a bloodborne pathogen.

Web finds, fails and fun:

The years have been kind to Eddie Vedder. (Celebitchy)

Because scarf season is already upon us! (Modavanti)

I didn’t know it was possible to make Johnny Depp look so un-hot. (Socialite Life)

The new Christian Grey has been cast, and it’s somebody I’ve never heard of. Fifty shades of who cares. (Bitten & Bound)

A bunch of gifs of animals stealing food, because it’s Friday and I heart naughty animals. (Mandatory)

Remember what I said about setting the bar low before? Here you go. (Huffington Post)

Gwen Stefani knows better; Britney Spears does NOT. Therein lies the rub. (Evil Beet)

Brad Pitt smells like a sheepdog and refuses to use soap or deodorant. (ICYDK)

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If your walls are weeping Massengill, it’s probably because 28-year-old Katy Perry and 35-year-old John Mayer broke up again. Us Magazine says:

The high-profile pair began casually dating during summer 2012, and briefly called it quits back in August before reconciling the next month.

“It’s sad,” one pal tells Us, but cautions that it might not be a permanent break. “It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out… she’s leaving the window open.”

That’s a shame. They had so much in common, too. He loved boobs, she had boobs. I really thought destiny was on their side.

In honor of Katy Perry, I give you a panoply of hot pants:


Looks like George Clooney’s year-and-a-half-long romance with girlfriend Stacy Keibler has “run its course” — he won’t be renewing her contract in 2014. Us Magazine says:

Insiders say the pair have been increasingly butting heads in recent months. “They have little in common,” one source explains of the former wrestler, 33, and her 51-year-old beau. “She likes to go out and have fun. She’s been feeling the age difference.”

Clooney’s friends are a factor, too. According to one insider, the Oscar winner’s buddies aren’t wild about Keibler’s pals. Adds another source: “The end is near. It’s a matter of time.”

They say the best revenge is looking good (and Stacy’s got that covered), but we all know that’s not really true. The best revenge is pouring sugar in the gas tank of his 1958 Chevrolet Corvette V8 C1 convertible, shredding the foldable rooftop with an ice pick and peeing all over the custom leather seats. Only then can the healing process truly begin.

Check out some of Stacy’s best looks and where to get them in the gallery above.


Los Angeles Premiere of 'The Guilt Trip'

After eight years of domestic disputes and drunk and disorderly charges, Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to call it quits. According to Us Magazine:

“Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage,” reps for the couple [said in a statement]. The couple, who married in August 2004, parted ways a few months ago. They have no children together.

“It was a mutual decision. It is very amicable,” a source [revealed]. “It’s not ugly, it’s just over.”

Good for her. Josh Brolin is a narcissistic pig and she’s better off without him. And according to the bumper sticker I saw in the carpool line this morning, 2013 is the Year of the Cougar, baby!

In other news…

Ten reasons why every man should be more like Bill Murray. (Mandatory)

Julianne Hough’s ribcage better be plastered with double-sided tape, or I see a wardrobe malfunction in her future. (Huffington Post)

Mila Kunis is named the new face of Gemfields’ jewelery. (Daily Stab)

Now you know what Katherine Heigl will look like in 25 years. (Hollywood Rag)

Rihanna continues flaunting her dysfunctional relationship all over the interwebs. (Hollywood PQ)

Conan O’Brien gets an eyelash makeover from Snooki and JWoww. (Seriously? OMG)

Shia LeBeouf leaves the stage over “creative differences,” which is just theater speak for “he’s a giant douche.” (popbytes)

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miranda kerr leo dicaprio affair

Leonardo DiCaprio has graciously taken it upon himself to make sure that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr doesn’t get lonely while husband Orlando Bloom is in Africa shooting his latest movie, because Leo’s just considerate that way. The Daily Mail says:

Miranda recently raised eyebrows in New York after been seen partying a rather to intimately with Leonardo DiCaprio.

The two have been allegedly been spotted together in recent weeks at parties and clubs — first Miranda partied the night away at Leo’s birthday party on 10 November, then the pair enjoyed a dinner on the 21 November [and] a club opening on the 30th.

Reports have been swirling that the celebrity couple’s marriage is on the rocks and they are set to a split.

Leonardo DiCaprio has dated no less than six lingerie models (including Bar Refaeli, Gisele Bundchen, and Wonderbra frontwoman Eva Herzigova); he’s currently dating Victoria’s Secret Angel Erin Heatherton; and now there’s a pretty good chance he’s in Miranda Kerr’s pants, too. I think I speak for all of us when I say you can go to hell, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Miranda with baby Flynn last week (get a similar quilted motorcross jacket here from Versace or here from Topshop for a tenth of the price of the Versace):

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