Meet Iga Wyrwal. That has got to be the ugliest name ever.  She’s a Polish glamour model who first got a contract as a cover model with the illustrious and tasteful Nuts Magazine, and she’s done work for men’s magazines Playboy, Front and CKM. I guess it was either get paid to show her ladyparts in magazines for money, or get caught up into Poland’s sex trafficking scene and serve numerous “clients” for free.  Of course, I’m just hypothesizing and she could just be a pretty girl with low self-esteem who tries to feel better about herself by taking nudie pictures. That’s what I do, anyways.

Some LSFW:

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Jesse James just found a way to make the title “Most Hated Man in America” really stick — his stepmother claims he tortured helpless animals and pledged his allegiance to the Third Reich when he was just a kid. The Huffington Post says

“Jesse became obsessed with Hitler’s personality and the SS and he was fascinated with the Nazis. He definitely has an attraction with the power race thing,” former stepmother Janina James Coan told Radaronline.com

Jesse’s Nazi obsession extended to a fascination with Josef Mengele, a concentration camp ‘Angel of Death’ who would perform unimaginable experiments on captives.

“When Jesse was about 14 or 15 years old he started killing baby rats by injecting them with alcohol,” she said. “He told me it’s what Dr. Mengele would do.”

When asked why he would torture animals like that, James reportedly said, “Well, it’s easier than burning down a church or raping a blind kid. Sieg Heil!” And that’s about the time his agent turned the pistol on himself and everybody started screaming.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Those people at Vogue Russia are some wacky people. Here they’ve thrown a mishmash of boxing gear, evening dresses, weird man-girdle things together with Alessandra Ambrosio and some awfully fey men who are trying their best to look interested in her and not each other.  I’d love to hear the Russian photographer’s coaching for this one:

” Yes, look like you are sexy boxer-lady, but also at same time, fairy princess.”

“No, I need girdle to be tighter, so man-package is more, “hello, here I am”.

“Vat do you mean, ‘Vy does Sasha get to wear studded headgear?’  Shut up and vet your lips, Ivan.”

Here’s Anna Torv in Esquire, whose show Fringe I love, and I don’t watch that many shows. I got to see her and the rest of the cast at San Diego Comic Con last year, and I about Squee!‘d when I saw them. Anyway, I’m done with my fangirl moment here, now you can check out her boobies.

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret Secret Moments body care line. I’m not sure how these pictures are supposed to promote lotions and stuff when there’s nary a bottle to be seen, but I guess we’ll just go with it since she’s gorgeous. She was recently complaining about her lack of a bigger booty, as Mail Online reports,

She has been accused of losing a little too much weight after giving birth to her daughter 18 months ago.

But Alessandra Ambrosio’s latest shoot for luxury lingerie label Victoria’s Secret proves she is in great shape.

Just a few weeks ago Miss Ambrosio, who gave birth to daughter Anja Louise in August 2008, came under scrutiny when she was pictured on a beach shoot in St Barts looking worryingly thin. Wearing a white bikini her ribcage was clearly visible as were her pelvic bones.

The model recently admitted she was unhappy with her rear since shedding her post-pregnancy weight.
She told Fox News at the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalogue: ‘I wish I had a bigger butt. A little bit more booty wouldn’t hurt. When I was pregnant I had a much bigger booty and I was very happy with it.’

Oh, what’s that sound? I think I hear the waaahbulance coming for you. There’s little more annoying or nauseating than a perfect goddess complaining about her body or looks. STFU, beeyotch.

Here’s mostly TV actress Ashley Jones in FHM Magazine, which I think stands for Females and Horny Men. Or maybe it’s For Hairy Men (who can’t get real girlfriends so they have to rely on getting off to pictures of mostly-naked women). That’s not part of the title, but it’s in the fine print on the inside cover. Go ahead, go grab the one in your bedroom and see if I’m right. Pervert.

So Sam Worthington isn’t the most gorgeous man on the planet, but I think he’s pretty hot in a guy-next-door kind of way. He seems to be pretty down-to-earth despite his huge mega success. And he has an Australian accent, and there ain’t nothing like an Aussie accent on a hot guy that makes my panties drop. Am I right ladies? (See also, Hugh Jackman) Ho yeah!

At the ShoWest 2010 Award Ceremony:

Here’s one for the ladies, mainly myself, because it’s mah berfday today. I’d much rather prefer a naked Hugh Jackman or have Clive Owen glowering at me, telling me I’ve been a naughty little minx, but there is a shocking lack of male pap pictures, probably because they’re all a bunch of stupid men who like to take pictures of women. Anyhoooo, Channing Tatum to me is the equivalent of a vapid bimbo, who gets roles in movies because he’s pretty. But beggars can’t be choosers, so voilà! Here is Mr. Vanilla.

AnnaLynne McCord wore this little getup on the set of “90210″ yesterday, and it’s so nice that she had the foresight to preserve the modesty of her collarbone with that ginormous scarf.  In related news, it was apparently quite nippy in LA yesterday.  I bet AnnaLynne here could probably cut glass if she rubbed up against it.

Here’s one for mah girlzzz! Super-hot dad Hugh Jackman gives his daughter Ava a ride on those big, broad muscular shoulders…gaaaa…mmmm….*drool*. Oh I’m sorry, I was having my own personal moment there.

In Greenwich Village:

Looks like Amanda Bynes is all growed up in all the right places.  It’s kind of creepy though, because she has on the exact same smile as she does on the cover of the movies she did when she was a teenager. I mean, she’s 23, couldn’t she do more sexy, less sweet? I dunno. I suppose it’s all the same to you guys.

Miranda Kerr is nude in the February 2010 issue of GQ.  If you’re interested, some GQ drone did a sissified interview where he talked to Miranda about her yappy little dog, her jailbird ex-boyfriend, the unsexiness of Victoria’s Secret and whether Orlando Bloom gets lonely.  If you’re not a complete fruitcake, you can skip that bullshit and just look at more Miranda Kerr: