I’m pretty sure this is what heaven is supposed to look like. Except, you know, topless.
Pictures from Spike TV’s 2008 Video Game Awards:
Marisa Miller:
Stacy Keibler:
Eliza Dushku:
After all those Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pictures, looking at Stacy Keibler in a bikini almost turns your stomach. It’s like being tossed a piece of beef jerky after being presented with platter upon platter of the choicest cuts of filet mignon. No thanks. Beef jerky is for cleaning your inner ear or jimmying a lock or maybe satiating a persistent hobo, not masturbating to. And besides, if I’m going to pick a salted cured meat to jerk off to, it’s damn well going to be prosciutto. Give me a little credit here. I’m what’s referred to by the industry as “a connoisseur.”
She should have won “Dancing With the Stars” finale. But she didn’t, because millions of jealous fat housewives didn’t vote for her. And their husbands were too busy drooling in front of TV to pick up the phone and cast a vote.
One more pic after the jump.
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