Former “America’s Next Top Model” winner Adrianne Curry was reportedly groped by a drunk guy outside of a Star Wars convention over the weekend. See if you can guess what she was wearing. Hint: it wasn’t a Bib Fortuna costume! TMZ says:

Curry called police around 3:00 AM on Sunday to report the incident that allegedly went down in front of the hotel where the Star Wars expo was going down.

The officer who arrived claims he “came in contact with the male as he lay in the bushes at the entrance to the hotel.”

[A witness] said the suspect “attempted several times to fight several other people as they stood outside waiting to be picked up for the Star Wars convention.”

The man was eventually arrested for disorderly intoxication.

Curry later Tweeted, “cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed … i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave.”

Of course she was pissed. The guy did it all wrong. You don’t just beeline straight for the puss like a damn Tusken Raider on a krayt dragon. You’re supposed to run your tongue over your lips and say, “Soon you will learn to appreciate me” in guttural Huttese and laugh menacingly. Fucking amateurs!

Because her entire career is bantha poodoo:

Adrianne Curry is under the impression that appealing to the fanboy demographic and posting pictures of herself dry-humping Boba Fett and playing video games naked is gonna somehow make her relevant. Newsflash: it doesn’t. For the record, I moderate the Jedi Council Forum Role-Playing Boards naked all the time. Mostly because clothes chafe under my arms and between my legs when I start sweating real bad, but that’s beside the point. You don’t see me posting a bunch of stupid pictures on the internet, do you?

At Comic-Con in Philadelphia:

What I wanna know is, what’s Huttese for “boobies?” I checked my Tattooine pocket dictionary and couldn’t find it anywhere. All I could find was a list of informal greetings and like seven different terms for the word “virgin.” Frankly, that doesn’t help me here at all.

Adrianne Curry using the force at Comic-Con (via Twitter):

Hi guys, it’s Sonya today while Abby takes a day off. My brain’s still a little rattled after driving in LA for the last few days, so here’s the effing awesome trailer for the new Star Wars: The Old Republic MMORPG, because I’m a raging nerd and this video just about made me wet my pants. More than usual, anyway. Enjoy!

Putting up these pictures from Natalie Portman’s Star Wars wardrobe test shoots will no doubt secure my recognition in the archives of the online Jedi Council Forum, right behind Alderaan21′s Trapper Keeper drawings of Princess Leia naked and QuiGonTims’s completely-to-scale Twi’ilek miniature collection.