Well, technically, I guess something can’t end well if it never even began. The Daily Mail says:

Fans screamed hysterically after strong winds caused the stage rigging to collapse on top of them shortly before country duo [Sugarland] were about to perform at the Indiana State Fair on Saturday.

Emergency crews tended to those trapped beneath the stage. Four people were confirmed dead, and another 45 were listed as injured.

Thank God Sugarland was set to go on and not some real country band. Otherwise, there might have actually been more than four fans down in that pit when the stage collapsed.

And since unnecessary death and Sugarland are both depressing, the lovely Brooke Burke in her bikini:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Sometimes something so wonderful comes along, you just want to sit and savor it for a while. This is one of those times, my friend. This is one of those times. According to TampaBay.com

Brooke Hogan and her VH1 handlers are shooting an episode of Brooke Knows Best at the Florida State Fair on Feb. 6.

Wilson Media [says] that the deal is “90 percent done,” and Hogan is “due to wrestle” Rick Flair’s son in a circus tent after the last show of the day.

And of course, if that doesn’t work out, she can always hope a particularly dexterous spider will spell out the words “Some Pig” in the web over her stall. Hey, it worked for Wilbur!

Brooke Hogan working on the classic sleeper hold in Miami: