A mostly-naked Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been immortalized in bronze and deemed “a 21st Century Adam and Eve” in a new statue created by the same artistic visionary behind “Britney Spears Giving Birth” and “Suri Cruise First Poop.” The Daily Mail says:

Titled Justin and Selena as One, it depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude, with a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star covering their most intimate parts.

Together, they have three legs, sharing Selena’s right leg as she appears to lead the younger Justin toward ‘Eden.’

The couple are being led by an amorous Canada goose and Texas armadillo.

Artist Daniel Edwards said his creation ‘should be considered for installation at Canadian Embassies around the globe as a symbol of Canada’s prowess in the areas of art and commerce.’

Yes, because nothing says “welcome to Canada” like avian rape. And I don’t know what Edwards was thinking making Texas the submissive. It’s almost like he has no credentials or talent at all.

Brooke Burke in a bikini, because you don’t want to see that statue from any other angle:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

After months of uninterested speculation, newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz finally confirmed that she is pregnant with their first child. BO-RING. Significantly less boring? The bee made entirely of Legos that Pete gave Ashlee as a wedding gift. According to Splash News, Pete commissioned Nathan Sawaya to create the insect sculpture because

Because it is romantic of course. In Hindu myth, Kama, the god of love, has a bow… made up of bees. In the ancient Greek world, the bee symbolized the soul. And the Roman god of love is often pictured with bees or being stung.

I made this bee for a boy who wanted to give his girl a special wedding gift. They are a fun couple as evidenced by their Alice in Wonderland themed wedding.

I figured the bee had more to do with his crying. See, in Egyptian mythology, bees grew from the tears of the sun god Ra when they landed on the desert sand. “Pete Wentz” and “tears” go together almost as well as “Pete Wentz” and “vagina,” but unfortunately, there weren’t any references to female genitalia in the ancient mythology of the bee.