Stevie Wonder to Appear on Dancing with the Stars

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Stevie Wonder

Lame-ass show Dancing with the Stars is about to get a whole lot more interesting. The Insider says,

Legendary entertainer Stevie Wonder was a guest this morning on 104.3 MY fm’s “Valentine in the Morning” and host Sean Valentine got the word from the singer himself on rumors that he will be on the 8th season of “Dancing With the Stars.”
The musical mastermind told the talk show host that he likes the idea but no decisions have been made.

“It’d be fun,” Stevie says. “It’s not impossible, but right now it’s just a thought.”

Valentine also asked the singer about his dancing ability.

“Come on,” Stevie says. “You’ve got to think if I have 7 children, I’ve got to be able to dance right?”

Ah ha ha ha, good one, Stevie. You’ve got the horizontal mambo down, so why couldn’t he learn a choreographed dance? I for one would love to see him incorporate a little bump and grind into the waltz. It’s so damn stuffy. It’s all about a straight carriage and floating across the floor, and being graceful and fluid, yawn. Throw in some thrusting, I say, and you’ve got yourself a weiner. Or winner. Whatever.