Lady Gaga was one of the guests of honor at the 13th annual ACE Awards in Manhattan last night, and if you’re wondering if she dressed like a complete jackass, well, of course she did. It’s her shtick. It keeps you from noticing how much her music sucks. The Daily Mail says

The singer attended the Accessories Council Excellence (ACE) Awards in New York… [in some very] bizarre headgear.

The 23-year-old singer wore a black lace veil partially covering her Marie Antoinette-style big hair, which was topped with a black beaded crown, a pink bra over a black shirt, pink hotpants, fishnet tights and killer heels.

Boy, good thing she wore that crown. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would have been if someone else had shown up in the exact same outfit?

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Here’s one of your favorite people you love to hate, Lady Gaga performing at G-A-Y at Heaven in London, in more stupid costumes. I’m so appreciative that she was nice enough to use a big triangle to point out that the crotch of her fishnets hanging out, otherwise I might have missed it in all the sparkle and ruffles. All her ridiculous costumes are like smoke and mirrors to distract you away from the fact that her music sucks, but it doesn’t quite work. Kind of like how when you take a big stinky dump and try to cover it up with some Glade, but then it just ends up smelling like hot flowery ass.

Making her gay fans squeal like little girls:

The first part of Lady Gaga’s name is a term for British nobility. The second half is something a baby says during early attempts at verbalization. She appears to have sewn a gigantic hair button to the top of her head. Given what we know, factoring in current social mores and a margin of error plus or minus five percent, I think we can safely say that Lady Gaga is a fucking idiot.

Arriving at the Manchester Academy:

Here’s an enchanting video clip of Miley Cyrus on “The Ellen Degeneres Show”. It’s painful to watch Miley spasdically giggling and flopping around in her chair when Ellen starts questioning her relationship with 20 year-old Justin Gaston. Aside from it being a crime for a man to have sex with an underage girl, I think having sex with an underage girl who’s also mentally disabled probably earns you a place on the expressway to hell.