Aug 27, 2008

Danielle Lloyd was stripped of her 2006 Miss Great Britain title after posing topless in Playboy and an alleged affair with one of the judges. Oh big freaking deal. You can’t try to tell me that almost every girl who goes for one of those “Miss So and So” titles gets there by being beautiful and NOT sharing it like a kid with pinkeye. Some smelly, sour old curmudgeon who wasn’t getting his raisins nibbled on decided to ruin the fun for everyone else. Way to be a boner-kill.
Danielle shares because she cares!




Aug 21, 2008

Men and Women’s Individual BMX competitions were added to the roster for the first time at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, along with modifications to the 10k Marathon Swim and Women’s 3000m Steeplechase. But for some reason, the IOC still refuses to recognize the oral sport of lesbian tongue wrestling. Russia gymnast Ksenia Semenova (pictured above with her coach) is clearly a natural. Such form! Such precision! That’s a double labial press with full upper body contact, and absolutely no training whatsoever! I can’t remember ever seeing such raw talent. Oh, wait — yes, I can. The director’s cut of “Sex Starved Fuck Sluts #22.” My mistake.
Sonya’s on the scene tomorrow, so I’ll see you snarky bastards Monday!
Aug 15, 2008

Mariah Carey is yachting off the isle of Capri with her husband Nick Cannon, and has apparently constructed an elaborate fantasy in which she is a Bond Girl, and therefore must swan about in a bathing suit approximately 9 sizes too small while being fished out of the Mediterranean by one of her minions. Since she’s slicked into that thing like a wet seal in a greased up corset, it comes as no surprise that her nipples made a desperate bid for freedom. Ain’t nothin’ gonna break their stride, oh no! They’ve got to keep on movin’!
…I’ve inexplicably had that song in my head all day. If I have to suffer, y’all can suffer right along with me. You’re welcome!




