A flamboyant gay man acting like a little bitch in a catfight? Say it ain’t so. One minute Adam Lambert is chilling out, flashing peace signs while looking like a douche, the other minute, he flip-flops like a hormonal girl and starting wailing on a pap. And by “wailing”, I mean, “flapping his hands at the wrist” and “subjecting his victim to dry-humping”. Popeater describes the event:

“Eeew paparazzi killed my peaceful afternoon on the beach!” the singer, 28, told his Twitter followers Thursday. “They’re real good at provoking, but there ain’t any pics or video of the bs they spew out.”

No, but there are plenty of images of Lambert slapping, grabbing and damn-near mounting the photographer, who is seen trying to escape the grasp of the singer while holding onto his camera.

In other images, another man, possibly Lambert’s friend, is seen trying to break up the fight.

The Miami Beach PD is investigating the incident, according to TMZ.

The ‘For Your Entertainment’ wailer was wearing a large straw cabana hat and goofy sunglasses at the time of the encounter, which he apparently thinks was awesome.

“Hahha the photos are hilarious!!! LOL please everyone forgive me for that hat,” he said on Twitter. “I was attempting a disguise — clearly failed.”

Of course he apologizes for a fashion faux pas, and not for the unprovoked attacked. This guy is douchier than the bulk pack of Summer’s Eve at Costco.

Picture source: Bauer-Griffin

I don’t know what it is with celebrities and their stupid-ass sunglasses. Fergie’s shades probably cost nine hundred dollars, but it looks like someone shoved one of those plastic eye shields they give you after you get your eyes dilated into a pair of old frames with the lenses popped out. If she’s going to go with the whole chola look, she should have gone with a pair stolen from the mall with the price tag still attached. Those just look stupid with that conjunto.