You know PETA?  Those zealots with more money than sense who are always running around tossing cash at random celebrities if they’ll swan about naked and pretend that fur enrages them?  Well, apparently PETA was not fully convinced that the world at large thought them enough of a laughingstock, and thus produced the following ad, which they planned to spend millions of dollars to run during the Super Bowl.  Until those meanie-pants fascists at big, bad NBC banned it for being “obscene” (and also effing retarded):

See, this is why people think PETA is dumb as hell.  It’s not that nobody cares about animal welfare, it’s that they’re tired of being shrieked at by deluded “crusaders” who are so lost in hysterics that they can’t wrap their heads around the concept that animals might be better served by spending millions on the actual animals, instead of an ad about zucchini fetish porn that was supposed to air during a testosterone-soaked ritual involving spandex-clad men grappling with each other over a ball.  Made of LEATHER.  I mean, seriously, PETA.  No one who watches the Super Bowl gives a shit about vegetarianism.  Go away and shut the hell up.  I got this here bigass steak to eat and you’re ruining my appetite, bitches.