Lindsay Lohan is a Surfer Now

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I, for one, am glad Lindsay Lohan has taken up surfing. It means there’s always a chance that she’ll die from a shark attack. Or drowning. Or a very lost man-of-war. Really, the potential for fatalities here is endless. Looks like my celebrity death pool just got interesting again!

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

S.S. Nick Jonas is All Wet

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There isn’t a sweaty Greek man in assless chaps mounting Nick Jonas from behind in this picture, but it’s still probably the gayest thing you’ll see all day. Unless you’re looking in a mirror, that is. Oh, snap! No she dih-ent! That’s right — I went there. Consider yourself pwned.

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online