I, for one, am glad Lindsay Lohan has taken up surfing. It means there’s always a chance that she’ll die from a shark attack. Or drowning. Or a very lost man-of-war. Really, the potential for fatalities here is endless. Looks like my celebrity death pool just got interesting again!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s legitimate 13-year-old son Christopher (seen here with mom Maria Shriver) spent the week in the ICU after being involved in a serious surfing accident last weekend. TMZ says:
Christopher suffered multiple broken bones and a collapsed lung as a result of the accident in Malibu. We’re told Christopher’s condition has now been upgraded and he will be OK.
Maria has constantly been at Chris’ side [and] Arnold has been a regular visitor as well. We’re told in spite of the divorce, the entire family has come together as a unit in dealing with Christopher’s accident.
As a rule, I generally don’t make fun of kids unless they’re really, really faggy, so I’m gonna leave poor Christopher Schwarzenegger alone. Instead, let’s all take a nice hard look at Rihanna’s rack. I’m guessing from the cut of her tank top it’s exactly what she wants us to do. Hell, you can’t look anywhere but her tits. They’d be less conspicuous if they were capped with little propellers that had tiny blinking lights on them.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
I thought I’d switch things up today and put up pictures of a dude shirtless instead of our regular installment of T & A. Clearly, it was a horrible mistake.
Mentalist star Simon Baker topless (and actually surfing after the jump):
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