I don’t know how who should be more ashamed — me, for posting these pictures of 63-year old Susan Sarandon’s rack, or you, for looking at these pictures of 63-year old Susan Sarandon’s rack. Frankly, I don’t even know how we live with ourselves anymore. Oh, who are we kidding? It’s called “Wild Turkey.” Gotta admit, it really takes the sting outta shame.

At “The Lovely Boners Bones” premiere last night:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Dozens of female celebrities and actresses — from the Olsen Twins to supermodel Cindy Crawford — get almost-naked in photographer Timothy White’s new book “Hollywood Pinups” ($39.95, Collins Design). Actress Angie Harmon, seen above, gets the most naked of all, but not just because naked hot chicks are awesome. The collection of naughty photos is actually a charitable endeavor — 100% of the proceeds go to fight global poverty. And, it seems, to aid those without an impetus to masturbate. Statistics indicate it’s the biggest problem currently facing males age 14-73 in our nation today! Won’t you do your part and get naked, too? I say it’s time to stop being part of the problem and start becoming part of the solution, ladies!