Amanda Bynes’ license was suspended late last month after her DUI and string of hit-and-runs, but she didn’t let a little thing like that stop her from driving around L.A. while toking on a marijuana pipe. According to TMZ:
The photos show Bynes taking multiple hits out of a pipe that is designed to look like a cigarette lighter in your car.
The car is a mess. Trash is strewn everywhere. There are stains on the seat, empty bottles, dog hair and various other items.
Amanda started her journey at Baja Fresh in the San Fernando Valley, where she smoked from the pipe in the restaurant parking lot and ate tacos. She then went to a spa, where she spent 3 hours. We’re told Amanda then drove without purpose for several hours, sometimes cutting off other drivers and violating various traffic laws. Amanda ended up at Home Depot, where she again took a hit from the pipe in the parking lot.
We now know what Amanda was buying at Home Depot — multi-colored light bulbs … including a pink one.
Good on Amanda Bynes for stepping up to the plate and filling the void left by Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. I need that metaphorical whipping boy to stoke the embers of my tiny black heart its insatiable need to mock and deride. That and a sense of superiority* are all that keeps me going most days.
*i.e., Crown Royal