S.S. Avril Lavigne Nip Slip

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If you ever wanted to know what wanna-be bumblegum pop-faux-punk-princess douche nipple looks like, this is your lucky day. Basically, it looks like any other nipple, so you don’t have to feel too bad about checking it out. Too bad, I said. You still should feel a little dirty and ashamed of yourself.

Avril Lavigne cavorting with friends in a douchey cap and one more bonus nip shot NSFW:

S.S. Carla Bruni Bikini Pics

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This past weekend saw French president Nicolas Sarkozy and wife Carla Bruni swimming and sneering disdainfully at tourists. Or as the French like to call it, “a biathlon.” C’est si bon!

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PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin