Welcome to Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel’s office, or “St. Barth’s” as it’s known to the rest of us. Saying her life is better than yours is like saying Rosie O’Donnell looks a little like a female Nacho Libre. An understatement to say the least.
You might remember that I posted some pics from this bikini shoot back in August, and now we’ve got the finished product to admire. Those pics confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt that Candice Swanepoel looks just as good in real life as she does in these overshopped catalog pics. Needless to say, I fucking hate her and I hope she dies in a fire. The end.
More pics after the jump:
This is my third Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalog photo shoot post in the last 24 hours. Third. Honestly, what more can I say about a gorgeous blonde model in a bikini? The proverbial well has run dry! By which I mean, “I ran out of vodka.” BRB.
In Candice Swanepoel in St. Barth’s:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Know what’s better than one post about Erin Heatherton? Two posts about Erin Heatherton, of course! I also would have accepted “wearing Erin Heatherton’s ass like a hat” or “the power of invisibility,” but since I’m not technically a wizard (yet), one more post is the best you’re gonna get from me today.
More bikini goodness after the jump:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
We could talk about unfathomably boring things like Jennifer Aniston’s baby plans and that one-hit wonder that got mugged and hit buy a taxi yesterday, or we could look at these pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton in her bikini. I guess I’m just gonna have to go with my gut on this one.
More pics after the jump:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
I guess Victoria’s Secret hired Mariah Carey’s retouchers when they decided to put Candice Swanepoel in the 2010 spring/summer swimsuit catalog, because she looks like a damn cartoon character in that picture. It’s a shame, because she’s naturally gorgeous, but they really went at her with the layering and the Gaussian Blurring. It didn’t take this much computer imaging to create the goddamn Na’vi.
Model Marisa Miller continues honing and fine-tuning her craft in the new Victoria’s Secret spring/summer swimsuit catalog, coming soon to a mailbox near you. She artfully resurrects such favorites as “Marisa Miller in a Red Bikini” and “Marisa Miller in a Black Bikini,” but branches out into new territory with “Marisa Miller in a Purple Bikini” and “Marisa Miller in a Pink Bikini.” Really thought-provoking stuff right here. Never have such depth and dimension ever been seen in one pair of tits! This shoot ought to really turn the entire modeling world on its ear.
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