Oct 27, 2009
Boy, it sure would be nice to stand in front of a wind machine in some of the most exotic locals in the world while someone oils up my ass and another person arranges my hair extensions, à la Miranda Kerr in this Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. But no, some of us actually have to get up by ten o’clock and wipe the vomit/semen/tears from our pajamas and get crackin’ on another tough day of making fun of people on the computer. Some people have all the luck!
Somewhere fancy that you aren’t:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Apr 14, 2009
Following in the fetid footsteps of Matthew McConaughey, 21-year old AnnaLynne McCord has taken to embracing her “natural” smell by eschewing deodorant altogether. A 90210 set insider told the National Enquirer
“[AnnaLynne] actually brags about not using deodorant and insists she doesn’t need it - as if having body odor is below her. But the truth is AnnaLynne reeks! The problem has gotten so bad that [the cast and crew] have nicknamed her ‘AnnaLynne McStinky.’
A few people have made lighthearted jokes about body odor while in her presence, and someone else actually tossed some deodorant into a bag she carries when she wasn’t looking, but poor AnnaLynne hasn’t gotten the hint.”
She sure looks like a hot little piece of fuck me all night long, but I can’t get past the whole smelling like a Pakistani cab driver on a hot July day thing. Like gingivitis and chronic halitosis before it, it’s a bonafide deal breaker.
