Jun 29, 20097
Lindsay Lohan Has Malnourished Belly Bloat
Tags: anorexic, bikini, Lindsay Lohan, photos, pictures, skinny, swollen belly, weight loss
Meet little Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay lives in a small North American village known as “Los Angeles,” estranged from her twice-incarcerated alcoholic father and small-time child pimp mother. She is just one of the hundreds of celebrities waiting for a sponsor like you. For less than $600 a day, you can give her a chance to escape impending bankruptcy by providing her with some of life’s basic needs* — cocaine, semen, and imported vodka. Won’t you call today?
*No goats or chickens, please.
Celebrating her birthday a week early in Vegas:
