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Noah Cyrus and Emily Grace Reaves

The Really Unfortunate Looking Cyrus, a.k.a. Noah Cyrus, thinks it’s about time for your young daughters to be able to look like a mini hooker too! Says Star Magazine:

Miley’s little sister is teaming up with her bestie Emily Grace Reaves, 9, to launch a clothing line for Ooh! La, La! Couture. The line will be called the Emily Grace Collection but both girls will wear the designs on their YouTube series Noie & Ems, touring with Miley and on the red carpet.

“Emily is launching the clothing line along with her BFF and costar Noah Cyrus,” the press release states. And the pieces promise to have a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel.”

In a clip on their YouTube channel, Noah and Emily show off their outfits to Miley backstage at one of her tour stops. Noah is wearing a tank top, black tulle skirt and argyle socks while Emily is decked out in a leopard print ensemble with fishnets.

“I want one of those,” Miley says to Emily in the clip.

Did you read that? Fishnets on a 9 year old girl. It’s really creepy to see them with their little miniature hats perched on their heads like they’re in a burlesque show or something. I wouldn’t be surprised if their line had thongs and black lace underwire training bras. Bleh.

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