Lest you worry that Jennifer Aniston is some kind of spoiled, self-obsessed twit who has no business promoting the Democratic platform, I’m here to let you know just how much she relates to the struggles of the common man. Star Magazine reports

Jen, who’s currently soaking up the sun in Mexico, shelled out $34,000 for two Wolff tanning beds after one died on her.

“She freaked out because the next day, she had a photo shoot,” recalls a source. “She had to go to a public tanning place. She learned her lesson after that — always have a back-up.”

See what I mean? I don’t know about you, but I know I’m relieved that someone with so much perspective is the one telling me how to vote. At least you know where she stands on the important issues, like tanning and muff waxing. You don’t see John McCain or Sarah Palin addressing those hot topics. I bet that old fart doesn’t even have his own tanning bed. Who’s out of touch now, Mr. Smartypants? In your fucking face!

In L.A. two weeks ago: