“Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Camille Grammer is threatening to unleash a series of sex tapes she made with ex-husband Kelsey Grammer if he doesn’t cough enough dough in their divorce settlement. Star Magazine says:

“Camille fully intends on staying a very rich woman,” a friend [reveals]. “She wants a ton of money in the settlement. And she’s willing to do whatever it takes to retain her lavish lifestyle.”

“Camille likes to remind Kelsey all the time that she has dirt on him. And she’s so upset over him dumping her for young flight attendant… she’s ready and willing to embarrass him if he doesn’t give her a huge alimony payment,” the friend revealed.

And while Kelsey would be red-faced over the tapes going public Camille is far less shy. In fact, she’s already posed for Playboy and starred in two mainstream erotic movies in the 1990s.

I guess Frasier does know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs after all. Excuse me while I go gouge out my mind’s eye.

Sex-tape era times:

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A new, even more disturbing audio tape of Mel Gibson dog-cussing Oksana Grigorieva was released on Radar Online today (listen to it here). Highlights include his threatening to kill her (twice!) and fucking losing his shit to the point he has to stop and catch his breath over and over again. Radar Online says

As Mel and Oksana argue, the Braveheart star becomes increasingly incensed, and tells her: “You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”

Oksana tells Mel: “You’re gonna answer one day, boy, you’re gonna answer.”

Infuriated, Mel asks if she is threatening him, and Oksana says she is not.

And that’s when Mel makes what certainly can be reasonably interpreted as another death threat, telling Oksana: “Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a fuckin rose garden you cunt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”

Oksana [says]: “I’m saving my daughter’s life! I don’t give a damn about my music and I don’t give a damn about you spending another penny! I’m saving her life! You almost killed us, did you forget? What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?”

Mel [responds]: “Oh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you fucking deserved it!”

The Braveheart star is so worked up at times on this tape that he is huffing and puffing, out of breath and in what appears to be a full blown emotional crisis.

Oksana, by contrast, remains calm for most of the tape, telling Mel, “you need medication.”

Damn skippy he needs medication. He needs a padded room and a straight jacket while he’s at it. This is the kind of shit you should only hear outside a bus depot from a man crouching in a puddle of his own urine and thrashing the air with a stick to disrupt the government’s mind-control rays.

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If Mel Gibson could dig the grave to his career any deeper, he’d be in China. Radar Online is in possession of a an audio tape that records a disgusting tirade by Mel:

Drunken Mel previously shocked the world with his anti-Semetic comments when busted for DUI. Now, the new racist outburst has taken the Oscar winner to an even deeper low.

His outburst came during a series of explosive arguments with Oksana, mother of his infant daughter Lucia. They have been battling in court, with documents under seal, for the past several weeks.

And there is more than one disgusting outburst from Mel. RadarOnline.com has listened to the hate-fuelled rants the Braveheart star unleashed during fights with Oksana as their relationship unraveled.

“You’re an embarrassment to me,” Mel tells her at one point.

“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”

Mel’s attorney told RadarOnline.com that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel’s publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him.

Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”.

In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”

He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

In a further outburst, Mel is heard telling her, “You’re a bitch” to which Oksana insists, “I didn’t do anything.”

“Did so,” Mel responds.

The tapes do not make it clear what the couple was arguing about.

But Mel tells Oksana, “Look what you did to me… look what you are… look what every part of you is… f**king fake… f**king fake.

A source close to the situation says Oksana claims she was forced to tape Mel after he made a series of death threats. The source says she hopes the recordings will be admissible in any potential trial. ”Oksana’s motivation for recording this was to show Mel how mean he was, and because she feared for her life,” said the insider. ”She wanted to get evidence that he was dangerous and violent.” The source claims that Mel has heard two of the tapes. Said the source, “Mel is doing everything he can to suppress this… they are the rantings of a mad man.”

Forgot about killing his career. He’s stripped it, flogged it, pulled out its beard, beat it with sticks, stuck a crown of thorns on its head, and crucified it. But my hunch is that it won’t ever resurrect itself. That sucker is dead.

Oksana visiting a lawyer in Century City:

I haven’t posted about the naked video of ESPN’s Erin Carter — mostly because I don’t enjoy being threatened and sued for large sums of money — but I now feel legally secure enough to report that the video does exist, and that it’s probably the handywork one of ESPN’s own people. According to TMZ

The Peeping Tom who secretly videotaped Erin Andrews in her hotel room as the ESPN reporter walked around naked, not having a clue she was being watched, may be connected with the coverage of athletic events.

Four of the clips were shot in the same hotel. In the first hotel, the peephole is round… Erin is naked, curling her hair while looking into a mirror. In the second hotel, the peephole is jagged… [and] Erin is naked, ironing a pair of pants. The furniture in the two hotel rooms is completely different.

The videos raise the suspicion that the person who shot them may have been familiar with her work schedule and may have been traveling with her.

Whoever this guy is, my lawyer and I firmly agree that he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. My lawyer and I also agree that we never endorsed nor put up links to any of the videos and that you can never have too much coverage when it comes to Notre Dame and USC football, no matter how many national titles the crybaby Southeastern Conference rakes up. ESPN — the unquestioned leader in Sports Infotainment!