Don’t worry — Katy Perry’s misspelled Josh Groban tattoo is just a fake. This is the actual tattoo she got in Soho on Monday. Hard to tell which one is gayer, isn’t it? The Daily Mail says

On her Twitter page [yesterday] morning… she had written, ‘Thinking about getting my second tattoo tonight! I wanna get a cartoon-ish strawberry to celebrate this amazeballs past 15 months…’

Well, nothing says “amazeballs” quite like a anthromorphized fruit. Or like a good kick square in the puss, but it’s really hard to do it justice with just a needle and ink. I find it’s usually better to go with a steel-toed boot and a lot of blind rage on that one.

Acid-washed denim “playsuit” — and I’m not making that up:

PHOTO SOURCE: Splash, Bauer-Griffin

Rihanna’s hiding a secret weapon–but unfortunately she can’t use it on Chris Brown. She showed up this week sporting her new tatt on the side of her torso.

She visited Los Angeles based tattoo artist BangBang, who initially drew two guns on either side of the tops of her arms,

says Daily Mail.

But the singer decided against having the weapons inked on in such a prominent position because of her contract with make-up brand Cover Girl.

BangBang wrote on his website: ‘I really wanted to put it here [on her arms]… She loved ‘em. But, Cover Girl wouldn’t have liked it much… and they pay the bills!’

I guess that’s what you have to do when you don’t already have barrels that automatically pop out of your nipples like I do. Oh, but don’t be scared, they’re just set to “stun”.

Coming out of a restaurant in Manhattan with the gun necklace she’s been seen wearing lately. Notice a trend here?

Angelina Jolie showcased some fresh ink on her upper arm at the New York premiere of “The Changeling” Saturday night. The Daily Mail says

Wearing a tight, strapless black dress, Angelina showed off her trim figure, as well as two new additions to the tattoo on her arm. The actress [has added] the longitude and latitude co-ordinates of the birthplace of her twins, Vivienne and Knox [to the already existing tattoo of the birthplace co-ordinates of her other four children].

At the rate she and Brad are going, Angie’s gonna wind up with a full biker-style sleeve and have to resort to prison-style finger tattoos. And while sexy on the former-gang-member-turned-poet you may or may not have dated during your anti-establishment phase in college, having more numbers inked on your body than a card catalog doesn’t really get most men hot. Unless the numbers just happen to be all the rankings and stats of their Fantasy Football team, you’re probably better off just sticking with with the cleavage.

At the NYFW Centerpiece Screening of The Changeling Saturday night:

Out and about in New York City the night before: