Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s Telephone Official Video
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The official video for Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” featuring Beyonce hit the interwebs today, and it’s big ol’ hot mess of “Kill Bill” meets “Thelma and Louise,” but without any of the kitsch that made either of those movies so endearing. Us Magazine says
The [video] opens with the pop diva being escorted into a women’s prison. Two gruff female guards throw her into a cell and strip off her clothes.
Gaga, with pasties on her breasts, sheer tights, and no underwear, throws herself up against the bars of the cell; the camera blurs out the X-rated view of the star’s genitals.
Quips a guard: “I told you she didn’t have a dick.”
As the video continues, Gaga breaks out of jail with the help of the “Pussy Wagon” from Kill Bill, teams up with a flirty, pouty-mouthed Beyonce, poisons a diner full of people.
The star [said] that she wanted the “Telephone” video to convey “the idea that America is full of young people that are inundated with information and technology and turn it into something that was more of a commentary on the kind of country that we are.”
I fail to see how cigarette eyeglasses and prison yard bitch fights and high-kicking diner chefs convey any sort of message about technology’s influence on American conventions, but I’m not a big faggot with pink hair and my own gossip blog. My hair is brown, thank you very much. That must make all the difference when you’re watching this video.
Screen caps from the video:
