I’ve never been a fan of Hayden Panettiere. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in anything, so I can’t comment on her acting skills. I don’t think she’s particularly beautiful, and she doesn’t have anything that really recommends herself to me. I just realized that I needed to see her play tennis in a bikini. That Hayden Panettiere, she’s really something, isn’t she?

Playing tennis (and shooting a few hoops with boyfriend Scotty McKnight in Hawaii:

The first ads for Bar Refeali’s new lingerie line Under Me are out, featuring the Victoria’s Secret model playing tennis in nothing but her bra and panties, and let me be the first to give them a big thumbs up. I always knew that clothes were really hampering my backhand, but nobody at my grandparents country club seemed to understand my lament. Mace is their answer to everything over there.

John Mayer looks like he stepped straight of the courts at Bushwood Country Club. All that’s missing is Judge Smails and Bill Murray in a gopher-hunting hat. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Kenny Loggins started playing as soon as you click the thumbnails.

If you’re wondering where the metaphorical candy bar turd floating in the pool is, you’ve found it:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

While her brother sister launches an ocean assault, Venus Williams focuses her attack on land.  Now all they need is the Jolly Green Giant to cover the skies, and world domination will be theirs!

Pummeling the competition in what I think is supposed to be a “sexy” look for her:

Tennis star Maria Sharapova shows off her sexy gams and magnificent rump in the December issue of Spanish GQ. Let me go ahead and add that I wouldn’t mind stringing her racquet, if you know what I’m saying. High five! And while we’re at it, I would double fault over her, um, break point and, uh… sorry, that’s all I’ve got. I officially declare tennis the least sexual-innuendo-laden sport in the world. Prudes!