May 6, 20100

How Would You Like to See John Mayer’s Ball Sack?

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John Mayer looks like he stepped straight of the courts at Bushwood Country Club. All that’s missing is Judge Smails and Bill Murray in a gopher-hunting hat. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Kenny Loggins started playing as soon as you click the thumbnails.

If you’re wondering where the metaphorical candy bar turd floating in the pool is, you’ve found it:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Mar 30, 20101

One If By Land

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While her brother sister launches an ocean assault, Venus Williams focuses her attack on land.  Now all they need is the Jolly Green Giant to cover the skies, and world domination will be theirs!

Pummeling the competition in what I think is supposed to be a “sexy” look for her:

Nov 25, 20081

S.S. Maria Sharapova Does GQ Spain

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Maria Sharapova GQ Spain

Tennis star Maria Sharapova shows off her sexy gams and magnificent rump in the December issue of Spanish GQ. Let me go ahead and add that I wouldn’t mind stringing her racquet, if you know what I’m saying. High five! And while we’re at it, I would double fault over her, um, break point and, uh… sorry, that’s all I’ve got. I officially declare tennis the least sexual-innuendo-laden sport in the world. Prudes!

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