The much bally-hooed “Desperate For Ratings Housewives” lesbian kiss between Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria aired last night, and it was every bit as un-erotic l as I’d said it’d be. The only thing drier than that kiss right there is maybe your 401K or your grandmother’s puss. I find it’s best not to think about either of those things too much.
Since ratings are down on ABC’s abysmally boring “Desperate Housewives,” what better way to spark the interest of the coveted 18-34 year-old demographic than a same-sex kiss between Susan (Teri Hatcher) and Gabrielle (Eva Longoria-Parker) ? Us Weekly says
Teri Hatcher kissed a girl — and she liked it.
“I did not kiss [Eva Longoria-Parker]. She kissed me,” Hatcher told Us. “We had fun.”
Oh, it sounds fun, alright. If by “fun” you mean “like watching two scraggly old hens try to peck each other’s eyes out in a barnyard fight.” No thanks.
At the lauchy of the Extra Douchey Juicy Season 2 DVD Edition:
The People’s Choice Awards were last night, and I’m sure like a vast majority of Americans, I was not watching. Fortunately for us, lots of pictures were taken so we can critique them at our leisure. People Magazine was on hand to record the happenings.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie clearly have the people’s vote.
The two were among the big winners at the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards Wednesday night at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. Pitt was named favorite leading man at the ceremony, while Jolie was voted favorite female action star.
While neither accepted their honors in the flesh, plenty of stars – including Carrie Underwood, Katherine Heigl and the hosts of Dancing with the Stars (winners of the favorite competition/reality show) – collected their trophies in person during the two-hour ceremony which was hosted by Queen Latifah.
I know you really don’t care about who won what, so let’s move on to the important stuff, shall we? Here’s a sampling of who attended last night:
Dakota Fanning:
Annalynne McCord:
Teri Hatcher:
Carrie Underwood:
In case you don’t have enough reasons not to watch American Idol, here’s another one: Teri Hatcher. According to Rush and Molloy
You’ve been forewarned: Teri Hatcher will sing on the “American Idol Gives Back” special to air next Wednesday. She’ll back up The Band From TV, which includes her “Desperate Housewives” co-star Jamie Denton, “House’s” Hugh Laurie, “Heroes’” Greg Grunberg and “Cashmere Mafia’s” Bonnie Somerville.
Who knew Teri Hatcher was a woman of so many talents? I don’t mean her acting, obviously, but rather her natural ability to withstand enough botulinum poison to fell a small horse and her proficiency for vomiting on command. Usually those sorts of gifts are relegated to cancer patients undergoing radiation and the Elementals like Mana Surge and Entropic Beasts. You’re probably thinking, “What about the Fel Reaver guardian in the Eye of Tempest Keep, smartypants?” Well, it should be noted that Void Reaver doesn’t count because he is not immune to the poison from Romulo’s Vial since it’s considered a Nature Damage Effect and not a Poison Effect. It should also be noted that I am a virgin and incredibly lonely.
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