The only person who takes more pictures of Lindsay Lohan than the L.A. central booking is Terry Richardson (here, here and leering behind her like a child molester on a bender here), and that’s only because he’s a notorious pervert who gets off on taking pictures of girls’ tits, and showing her tits is the only thing Lindsay’s good for these days. It’s a match made in crippling daddy issues/sexual predator heaven.

“Boardwalk Empire’s” Paz de la Huerta has a ridiculous body, but she has the kind of crazy eyes that you usually only see on someone pushing a rusty shopping cart downtown and yelling at pigeons. I wouldn’t know whether she was about to kiss me or stab me in the knee with a screwdriver.

In a photo shoot by acclaimed creepy pervert Terry Richardson:

Lindsay Lohan attended photographer Terry Richardson’s party in Paris on Friday, and if you’re wondering if she had her tits out while she was there, well, of course she had her tits out while she was there. It’s Lindsay Lohan. “Tits” is all she’s got left. The rest of her looks like something you’d find hacked into pieces and stuffed in a suitcase outside a truck stop on I-40. As in she looks like the kind of meth whore some truck driver would murder and nobody would notice until the stink finally kicked in. Honestly, do I have to explain everything to you today? Let’s try and stay with the program here.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Lindsay Lohan posed for acclaimed pervert photographer Terry Richardson in New York last week in a series of black and white photos that show her smoking a cigarette with her legs spread. Or as she calls it, “In my element.”

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Photographer Terry Richardson released some never before seen photos of a then 23-year old Amy Winehouse on Tumblr yesterday, including the above photo of her with a chicken. The pics don’t provide any additional insight as to the cause of her death, but they sure rule out any possibility that she died from too much flossing.

Kim Kardashian posed for a photo shoot with notorious pervert Terry Richardson and posted a couple of the “highlights” on her official blog:

I did a fab photo shoot with the amazing Terry Richardson at Chateau Marmont in LA for the Sunday Times in London.

What do you think of these pics? I’m loving the leopard print and lace!

I’m loving the leopard and lace, too. It’s the “I’m severely constipated and suffering from scoliosis” I’m not so wild about. It looks like she’s posing for one of those colonoscopy pamphlets they hand out at the proctologist’s office.

Photographer Terry Richardson looks like he should be on a street corner in a wheelchair with a bottle of whiskey and recurring Nam flashbacks (see him here in this creepy pic with the whole Lohan family) but he has somehow managed to convince the women he shoots to take off their clothes in the name of “art.” Don’t get me wrong here; I’m not arguing objectification. Objectify and hyper-sexualize all you want. What I’m arguing against is the masquerading of objectification as art. Don’t dip a turd in frosting and tell me it’s a goddamn cupcake. Because now I make sure to really smell all desserts before I actually bite into them. That’s one mistake I won’t make twice!