During her first deposition in the civil suit brought by the girl she chased down Pacific Coast Highway drunk and high on cocaine in 2007, Lindsay Lohan plead the Fifth and refused to answer questions “regarding her drug use and/or possession.” Except the right against self-incrimination isn’t gonna fly anymore, because the judge is now ordering her to own up to her fuckery and admit she was high as a damn kite when she got that second DUI. Star Magazine says:

A California judge has ruled that Lindsay Lohan must answer questions about her alleged drug use in the civil lawsuit against her stemming from the actress’ 2007 car chase.

She’ll be asked if she was using cocaine the night that plaintiff Tracie Rice claims LiLo car-chased her on Pacific Coast Highway three years ago.

Lindsay was arrested for DUI and cocaine possession that night when police found two types of cocaine in her urine, and drugs in her pants pocket.

Lindsay is expected to give a deposition after her probation violation hearing on July 6.

Hang on — two types of cocaine? There are two? Why am I just now learning this? I thought cocaine was cocaine was cocaine, whether you snort it, inject it, or freebase it. It’s like finding out there’s an extra Christmas in the calendar year that nobody ever told me about.

Beauty, they name is Marlboro:

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George Clooney is coming to the legal defense of Cindy Crawford’s husband’s Rande Gerber, who is currently embroiled in a sexual assault lawsuit filed by a pair of former waitresses who claim they were 86ed from his restaurant after refusing his sexual advances. According to Us Weekly

While working at [Gerber's] Moonstone Lounge in San Diego, one of the women claims the supermodel’s husband attempted to kiss her three times during the night, then “put his hand up [her] dress in between her legs in an attempt to fondle her crotch.”

“I was with Rande the entire night — as were a lot of people,” [Clooney] said in a statement Monday. “They will all say the same thing that I’m saying. This event never happened. Period.”

A Gerber Group spokesperson [said] “Mr. Gerber and Mr. Clooney will take lie detector tests to prove that the allegations against Mr. Gerber are false.”

That Gerber fellow better pray that his judge is a woman, because everybody knows that no female mortal can resist the mischievous grin and smoldering eyes of the Silver-Haired Rake. His mere presence makes bras spontaneously unhook themselves and panties disappear into thin air. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up on the floor of a Toledo airport bar bathroom without any underpants to speak of. It’s just a shame that I always somehow manage to miss actually seeing him when he’s there.

Wife Cindy looking gorgeous at the Costume Gala Institute last night: