The trailer for Mel Gibson’s new stinkbomb “The Beaver” is out now, and holy shit is it bad. Words just don’t do it justice. Honestly, the only way it could be any worse is if it also starred Ernest P. Worrell and a couple of Psychlos.

Mel Gibson’s latest movie “The Beaver” isn’t exactly resonating with test audiences… and that’s putting it mildly. Radar Online says:

“There were numerous focus groups brought in and shown this movie poster and not one person said they would go see the movie,” an industry insider [revealed].

“Not one. It was a devastating blow to marketing and they’ve been scrambling trying to figure out what to do.”

The sight of Gibson on the posters was an immediate turnoff to viewers, undoubtedly stemming from the expletive laced and hate fueled rants.

“Hello. This person is under the care of a prescription puppet,” the sign Gibson is holding in the poster reads. “Please, treat him as you normally would, but address yourself to the puppet.”

No release date has been set for The Beaver, so only time will tell [its fate].

I’m surprised anybody dared to say anything negative about the movie. I’d be too afraid that Mel himself would come smashing through the one-way mirror, sweating and panting and eyes blazing, screaming himself red in the face how I was gonna like that movie or I was gonna give him a blowjob while he burned my goddamn whore house to the ground. Nothing but two big thumbs up from me!

What will bring Mel Gibson back to the big screen, you say? A chance to get his hand up a beaver, that’s what! E!Online reports,

E! News can confirm that the Hollywood heavyweights, who last costarred in a movie together 15 years ago in Maverick, are set to join forces again for The Beaver.

A quirky comedy drama along the lines of 2007′s indie hit Lars and the Real Girl (or, depending on your humor, South Park), the Kyle Killen-penned script follows a down-and-out man (Gibson) who finds comfort wearing a beaver hand puppet. Foster will not only play his wife, but she’ll also helm the film, marking her first directing effort since 1995′s Home for the Holidays.

Well, if there’s anything that would draw apparent opposites lesbian Jodie Foster and chauvinist Mel Gibson together, it’s the love of the beaver.No word yet on whether the beaver puppet will be sporting sugartits.