Former Presidential hopeful John McCain not only lost the election, but it appears he also lost his wife in the process. The The National Enquirer reports

An eyewitness says he snapped photos as the [senator's] wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.” The pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events around Phoenix acting very lovey-dovey.

The photos were snapped April 1, 2006 when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain’s wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as “Cindy.”

“Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips,” the photog [said]. A second witness spotted Cindy and her “mystery man” at a Moody Blues concert “passionately kissing and hugging.”

It’s not that difficult to believe the accusations considering the 18-year age difference between John, 72 and Cindy, 54. That’s nearly two decades between them. Sure, he might have seven houses and the fascist loyalty of religious conservatives nationwide, but the fact is he’s still a flabby septuagenarian with old man balls. Fact. No amount of money will ever change that. The only reason a woman would voluntarily have sex with a guy that old is because she was banking on him being dead within the next three months, giving her just enough time to establish herself in the last will and testament while minimizing the number of times she actually has to suffer through intercourse with him. Some people call it “prostitution;” I prefer to call it “my ticket out of this dump.” Call me, Senator!