I think the White Stripes really blow, but I’m gonna go ahead and tell you about this anyway because there’s a sex tape involved. It would seem the White Stripes’ drummer Meg White made the mistake of videotaping herself doin’ the nasty, and now you can vicariously share in her depravity online. According to The Post-Chronicle

Meg White of The White Stripes appears to have a sex tape blazing up bandwidth on the internet. Interestingly, on September 11, 2007, The White Stripes canceled their forthcoming engagements because Meg White was suffering from “acute anxiety”.

Is that what the young folks are calling it these days? “Acute anxiety?” Back in my day we called that sort of business “the jimmy legs.” No, wait — that might have been Parkinson’s. Sorry. We actually called it “the wrath of the Lord alighting on the depraved whore.” But “acute anxiety” is definitely easier to type. I might decide to stick with that from now on.

Click here to watch the NSFW sex tape or check out a couple of edited (but still NSFW) screen caps after the jump

UPDATE: Meg’s rep tells TMZ “The tape circulating on the Internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not Meg.” Then she winked coyly and did that finger-in-the-fist thing with her hands.