Golden Globe winner Mickey Rourke recently admitted he did steroids to prepare for his role in the new movie “The Wrestler.” No explanation as to his face, but I’m guessing he’s the victim of a chemical fire in his next movie. According to Starpulse

Rourke worked out twice a day with an Israeli cage fighter and gorged on seven meals a day to bulk up for the part [of heavyweight retired grappler Randy 'The Ram' Robinson]. But… he suggests he had a little extra help to speed up the process by indulging in a drug synonymous with the world of pro wrestling.

When asked if he took steroids, the star replies, “When I’m a wrestler, I behave like a wrestler.”

Which is exactly why I tell people I’m playing the role of an alcoholic single mother with a glandular issue and gonorrhea. I’m not a fat drunken slut; I’m a thespian!

At the Golden Globes:

Mickey Rourke strikes me as the kind of guy who bypasses the shower for those all-purpose body wipes so popular with hobos and truck stop hookers. Nothing about that man looks clean. And I bet you’re wondering, “What the hell is wrong with his damn face?” Well, it appears that he had laces sewn into the back of his scalp. You just pull those strings taut and voilà — the ol’ mug is tighter than a drum! And besides, scalp-laces are really the only logical explanation for his hair. No person in their right mind would put their fingers in there. Ten bucks says that ain’t Brylcreem, boys and girls. I’d rather stick my hand in a shark’s mouth.

With the lovely Maggie Grace at The Wrestler premiere:

Maggie Grace: