Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Look Healthier Than Ever

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Katie Holmes Healthy

Tom Cruise and wife Model #4773A Katie Holmes are in Brazil this week for the premiere of Tom’s movie Valkyrie, and I’m sure you noticed that there’s something different about them. Namely, that Tom looks like he was irradiated by the detonation of a gamma bomb and Katie looks like she should be hunched over a bowl of gruel with flies in the corners of her eyes. Must be something in the water.

At the premiere of Valkyrie:

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Jennifer Connelly is Anorexic

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Jennifer Connelly Anorexic

I almost didn’t recognize Jennifer Connelly without her purse full of children’s teeth and her infanticidal vendetta against the town of Darkness Falls! Boy, where’s a flashlight when you need one?

At “The Day The Earth Stood Still” premiere in New York on Tuesday:

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