Yet again RadarOnline has another audio tape of Mel Gibson ranting and raving like the white devil that he is.  The thing that gets me though, is that from the transcript of the tape, it sure as hell sounds like Oksana is still living with the freak. And is still willing to have sex with him.  From RadarOnline:

It’s a twisted combination of misogynistic emotional violence and rage combined with a dark threat of physical harm as Gibson rages that Oksana fell asleep before they could go into the Jacuzzi together and have sex.

Gibson screams: “I deserve to be blown first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”

At one point he screams at Oksana: “I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking blow me bitch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!”

Oksana protests that she waited for him the night,  before but fell asleep, and that sends Mel into a new rage.

“Waited and waited,” Mel bellows. “What, two and a half f*cking minutes!? You’re f*cking snoring. Don’t you dare.”

Mel also admits during the conversation that he’s seeing a therapist and yells at Oksana: “You wanted the number of my therapist? Don’t you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist! Because you’ve got problems more than me!”

Toward the end of the tape Mel tells the Russian-born Oksana: “You gotta push my f*cking buttons. And it’s not going to work with us! It’s not! I can’t get like this anymore!

“And you know you’re doing it and you’re a liar and you’re dishonest and you’re f *cked up! So you stay the f *ck away from me! Take care of your f *cking son and I better have my daughter!”

If you listen to the recording, you can practically see the veins bulging out of his forehead and his eyes popping out like Mr. DiMartino from Daria. But if Oksana wants to be stupid and hang around for Mel to kill her, that’s her choice. But she’s got kids in the situation, which makes her a sick fuck for putting them in danger. She gets no sympathy from me.

After weathering the beating Shawn Merriman gave her last month, Tila Tequila took to her Twitter page last Monday to announce that she has decided to commit suicide. Of course, she’s now backpedaling by password-protecting her page, as if that could magically erase from the interwebs all the stupid shit she tweeted and make everyone forget about her two-week death deadline. MSNBC obtained the following tweet:

“I am going to kill myself cuz I don’t want to live in a world where its filled with IGNORANCE! which majority of you ARE! & racists!”

And then there were these tweets (via Just Online Movies):

“It woulda been tonite I ended my life, but my friend caught me and stopped me. So I told him I will give him two more weeks.

No one can stop me. I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It’s not about that though! God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there.

Dont be afraid of death as death is highly misunderstood. Death is very peaceful, serene, and welcoming for me. I have long awaited this.

We all have to go at some point in time, but my time is soon, so i can finally rest my mind. 2 more weeks and then we shall say goodbye.

I will give u two more weeks, but after that i shall be leaving. 2 more weeks until u weep for my life that has finally ended.”

Well, from what I remember from the movie, leprechauns always go for the retarded one first. That ought to make killing herself pretty easy. Plus, shooting a four-leaf clover in the ol’ kisser shouldn’t be too hard for a girl who’s made a career out of taking it in the mouth. It only makes sense she should die that way.

At Mr. Chow on Sunday, plus NSFW naked pics after the jump:

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90′s supermodel and one of the very first ever Victoria’s Secret Angels Karen Mulder was arrested in Paris yesterday after allegedly threatening to kill her plastic surgeon. The Daily Mail

The 39-year-old is being held in the French capital following ‘vicious telephone calls’ directed at the female medic.

Mulder asked for a previous operation to be reversed. A detective said: ‘She was screaming and shouting about the operation and became extremely threatening. There were repeated calls to the female surgeon who was extremely scared.’

But this isn’t the first time Karen’s gone bat-shit insane:

In 2001 she claimed she and other models had been used as sex slaves by senior politicians and policeman, even falsely claiming she had been raped by Prince Albert of Monaco.

She attended a psychiatric hospital suffering from chronic depression, blaming it on drug addiction… [and a] year later attempted suicide by taking an overdose of sleeping pills.

And even when presented with the above information — her compulsive lying, manic mood swings and tendencies for self-harming — 10 out of 10 males surveyed still said they would try to put their penis inside her. I believe the technical term for this phenomenon is “boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.” You probably learned about it on the playground in grade school.