Michael Jackson Hoping for another “Thriller”
Tags: michael jackson, thriller
Female First is reporting that Michael Jackson is hoping that his newest album is will reinstate him as the King of Pop.
Michael Jackson is determined to make his new album better than ‘Thriller’.
The 50-year-old singer is so desperate to ensure his comeback is a success, he has reportedly told songwriters he won’t release the LP unless it is up to the same standard as his 1982 smash-hit album.
Rapper Ne-Yo, who is working on the record, said: “Michael’s new album has to be amazing. This album needs to be better than ‘Thriller’. He wants killer melodies. I’ve already submitted some songs but we have no idea when it’s coming out. He keeps putting it off.”
I get it. You’ve been in a permanent nosedive for years, your albums suck, everyone thinks you’re a pedophile, your nose keeps falling off, Neverland is nevermore, so what’s a skinny white, non-biodegradable boy to do? You go back to what rocketed your career in the first place. There’s one teensy problem though. HE CAN’T SING ANYMORE. He’s been so used to using his creepy little baby voice, you know his vocal cords have atrophied like Stephen Hawking’s penis.
Cool thing is, nowadays Michael already looks like the undead, so at least that part’s taken care of!
