Hey guys, it’s Sarah today.  Abby’s having minor surgery to give her x-ray vision, but it’s an outpatient procedure and she’ll be back tomorrow.

In other news, Demi Lovato (who is totally a cutter) was at BBC Radio 1 in London for reasons that I can’t be bothered to suss out, and she wore these jackassy sunglasses.  Now, I know the 80s are supposed to be back and all, but I think maybe Demi should keep in mind that I was in elementary school in the late 80s and I wore ridiculous shit like this and I still looked like a fool.  And I was ten.  And it actually WAS the 80s.  I know Demi Lovato LOOKS ten years old, but she’s actually something like fourteen and a half or whatever, which seems plenty old enough to understand that it is absolutely, positively no longer the 80s.  “Saved by the Bell” isn’t on the air anymore and Tiffany stopped doing mall tours like 20 years ago.  There is literally no excuse for green plastic sunglasses, little girl, so take them off right now and go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done.