Something’s Wrong with Tila Tequila

What the hell is this? My go-to piss-crazy famewhore Tila Tequila is wearing a maxi dress?? And it’s not even a maxi dress with strategically placed holes for her nipples to pop out or anything, it’s covering all her ladybits. This is really weird. It’s like the whole universe is turned upside down. I need …

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The Donkey Show

Shrinking violet Tila Tequila celebrated Cinco de Mayo just like she does every other day of her miserable, fame-whoring life. Unfortunately for her, since this was in Nevada and bestiality is illegal, she wasn’t able to get it on with a donkey. That party was taking place in Tennessee. Singing “I Love My DJ” at …

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Tila Tequila is Dead to Me

Tila Tequila is disgusting for many reasons.  She’s a plastic whorey troll who looks like an alien, she’s dumber than a box of hair, she sluts it up for anyone who will stand still for two consecutive seconds, she’s a compulsive liar, and she will do literally anything for attention.  None of this is new, …

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