Jan 17, 20113

68th Annual Golden Globes Worst Dressed

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Helena Bonham Carter always takes the cake for any red carpet worst dressed list out there, so I wasn’t going to vote her my Golden Globe Epic Fail winner. It’s a gimme, and gimmes are boring. But my hand was forced when I saw she was wearing two different shoes altogether. They aren’t even the same color. Now that’s the kind of commitment to fugly you generally only see in a Hot Topic or a gathering of the Juggalos. Let’s all raise a two-liter of Faygo and toast to the hideosity that is Helena Bonham Carter!

The rest of the Golden Globes fug (and there’s plenty!) after the jump.

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Feb 23, 200911

Oscars Worst Dressed

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Now that we’ve got the best-dressed out of the way, let’s go in for the kill: The 81st Annual Academy Awards Worst-Dressed List. Starting with Beyonce, above. I’ve heard the expression “walking like you’ve got a corn cob up your ass,” but this is ridiculous. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn there was a damn Volkswagen wedged into her pooper.

The rest of the list after the jump!

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