It’s no secret that I have a major girl-crush on Kate Winslet to render me completely snark-less. Seriously, don’t say anything bad about my girl. The woman is stunning. Plus, she isn’t a stick, and she’s actually got forehead wrinkles and crows’ feet–you know, how woman are supposed to look when they start aging. It’s sad that she’s one of the exceptions to that rule, but that means extra kudos for her. Plus, she’s not afraid to show her boobies in movies. I will actually go and pay extra for stupid 3D just to see her topless in this movie. Don’t pretend you’re not doing the same.