Jul 30, 20092

S.S. Topless Keeley Hazell Black and White Pictures

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Just look at how British glamour model Keeley Hazell bravely continues to defy archaic Hollywood standards. Her pictures say “see, you don’t have to be twenty pounds underweight or bleach blond to make it in this industry!” Apparently all you need are gigantic tits and a chronic aversion to clothing. The world is practically our fucking oyster, ladies!

All thumbs NSFW:

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Jul 20, 200930

S.S. Emma Watson Topless

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Ever wondered what Hermione Granger’s nipples would look like? Well, (NSFW) Boobicus Appearicus! A former boyfriend of Emma Watson claims to have taken the photo, but you can do a lot with PhotoShop these days, and I can’t vouch for its authenticity. But as Professor Dumbledore once said, “Boobies are boobies.” Erectus Weeniosa!

UPDATE: So it’s definitely a fake.