If you doubted for a second that the folks at PETA were absolutely batshit insane, here’s one for you: CloFu! NY Daily News breaks down the insanity:

Someone sent PETA a towel soaked in the actor’s perspiration – apparently picked up at a Washington D.C. gym – and now the organization has proposed using some sort of new-fangled gastronomic technology to convert the scent into a flavor.

PETA’s president sent Clooney a letter seeing if he’d support the idea, to which the actor replied, “As a mammal, I’m offended,” in an interview with the Washington Post.

The animal rights group’s president believes the allure of the hunky actor’s aroma might draw new fans for tofu – which PETA says is often falsely accused of being bland.

“We believe CloFu would be delicious served by itself or over rice with a light soy sauce and sautéed collards, in a casserole with melted vegan cheese and olives,” said PETA head Ingrid Newkirk.

PETA also believes that it’s better for people to die from AIDS and other deadly illnesses than to use effing rats to test pharmaceuticals, so I’d take any culinary suggestions from them with a 2-ton block of salt. Futards.