Chris Brown is an asswipe with anger issues and Rihanna is a dumbass with masochistic tendencies, so like a dog to its own vomit, these two inevitably find each other. The two singers were photographed leaving Greystone Manor last night — albeit separately — after a night of drinkin’ to the freakin’ weekend together. The Daily Mail says:

Chris, 22, was seen leaving the club through the front door, getting into his Range Rover with a group of friends, while Rihanna, 23, left through a side door hopping into a waiting SUV with a bodyguard.

‘He and Rihanna are just friends,’ Chris’s rep told ABC News. ‘He is with his girlfriend, Karrueche, and is not cheating.’

[But while] the pair didn’t directly tweet each other, they both wrote declarations of love in response to one another.

Brown kicked off proceedings with a tweet saying: ‘Love U more than u know!’

To which [Rihanna] replied: ‘I’ll always love u #1LOVE.’

I think this time, things will be different. If there’s one thing I know about liars and cheaters, it’s that they usually change for the good and you should always give them another chance. It’s one of the main reasons why I still vote Republican.

Rihanna not wearing at bra at LAX last week:

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It’s been one week since their divorce was finalized, so of course Amy Winehouse and ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil are now secretly dating again. The two met up at a bar (surprise, surprise) on Friday before Blake burrowed his way through the back window of her home the next day. The News of the World says

The singer later decided to ask Blake back to her place – but had to sneak him past her security first.

“Amy has two full-time security men at her house,” said the friend. “They were under strict instruction not to let Blake in. But Amy wasn’t having any of it, so she got him in through a back window so they could have some private time together.

Blake spent part of the night in… Amy’s bedroom. She’s being very secretive about it but we know he was there.”

The pal added: “He wants to be with her, he’s in love with her, he’s convinced they’re still meant to be together. Despite everything she’s said about him over the last couple of weeks, deep down she feels the same way.”

Oh, it’s just like Romeo and Juliet, isn’t it? If “Romeo” meant “dog” and “Juliet” meant “to its own vomit.” Someone should really bust out the iambic pentameter and write a play about it.

Amy headed to — where else? — court last month:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin