The mystery behind Katie Holmes’ ridiculously baggy tight-rolled jeans has finally been revealed. According to Us Weekly

Katie Holmes hasn’t just been wearing men’s jeans on recent NYC outings – the couple’s stylist confirms that [she is wearing husband Tom] Cruise’s Prps Jeans!

“Prps has adapted the style for women in the new fall collection as the Boyfriend jean,” [says] Kim Dillard, a rep for Prps Jeans. “It’s the new look Katie is going for.”

A reason Holmes has been rolling them up? She’s 5′9″ and Cruise is 5′7″.

You really can’t blame poor Kate. By now she’s been brainwashed to do whatever Tommy Boy tells her to do. Letting herself be impregnated by that really uncomfortable chicken baster, getting her hair cut into a quasi-androgynous bob, wearing the strap-on. So what’s wearing Tom’s pegged jeans? Any day now we can expect Tom to announce the startling news that Katie was born a hermaphrodite. Praise Xenu!

Tom Cruise wants his bride-to-be to stay at home and focus on being a wife and a mother, not on her acting career. Cruise, who is ruining the life of Katie, also wants her to avoid the spotlight for a while.

‘I’ve got Katie tucked away, so no one will get to us until my child is born — and until I want them to,’ Cruise recently told ‘a friend’ according to the new issue of Life & Style Weekly. ‘I said Katie’s life from now on was going to be about being a mother,’ Cruise allegedly said. ‘I’m not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole.’

Let’s hope Tom will also become a good father and avoid the spotlight for… forever!

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