Pamela Anderson celebrated her 57 41st birthday over the weekend, and as expected, it was a classy and dignified affair. But one person was noticeably absent from the soiree Saturday — boyfriend ex-husband roommate Tommy Lee. According to The Insider

Pamela Anderson had a busy night without boyfriend Tommy Lee at LAX nightclub pimping herself out to all the many guys there. She was celebrating her birthday, or that’s what she’s saying she was doing. Since when did Criss Angel get back into the picture and that other guy? WTF?

If you weren’t lucky enough to attend the fete, I caught a couple of little snippets for you. I present:

THE TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT PAM ANDERSON’S BIRTHDAY PARTY:

10. “You’ve been vaccinated, right?”

9. “Another video camera! How did you know?”

8. “Oh, look — she’s presenting!”

7. “It’s $40 for the first half-hour.”

6. “Show us your tits!”

5. “Jesus, whose puke is that?”

4. “Tassels! Just what I needed!”

3. “Ooh, a vagina cake! Like how I have a vagina!”

2. “Is it supposed to smell like cheese?”

and the number one thing over heard at Pam Anderson’s birthday bash:

1. “You’re an illusionist, right? Can you make genital warts disappear?

It looks like true love has prevailed once again: Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together forever for now. Tommy told Rolling Stone

“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

It’s nice to see a celebrity couple doing their part to keep the planet green. Instead of aluminum cans and tires, this couple is recycling their relationship. Creative! I’m sure it’s not just a happy coincidence that having sex with Pam Anderson feels just like slapping your penis against the insides of an old tire. Mother Earth offers inspiration almost anywhere!

Pam keeping it classy at the Montreal Opera this week: