NBA star Tony Parker suffered a lacerated cornea the night Drake and Chris Brown trashed a NYC nightclub over Rihanna, but instead of suing the two douchebags who started the fight, he’s suing the nightclub instead. TMZ says:
Parker says he was hit by shards of glass and suffered lacerations to his cornea when bottles started flying in the fight last week.
The lawsuit alleges club management, knowing there was “bad blood between Drake and Brown,” was driven by the almighty buck and continued selling alcohol to the participants in the brawl, despite the fact that some were “visibly intoxicated.”
As for whether Chris Brown or Drake will be added as defendants, Parker’s lawyer [says] he’s waiting for the results of the police investigation. He also wants to review the surveillance tape before making his decision.
Please. He’s not gonna sue Drake or Chris Brown, no matter what the security tape turns up. He’s gonna go about it the cowardly back-handed way and sue the club. The guy’s French. That’s what they do best. Otherwise it wouldn’t say “cowardly and back-handed since 1794″ right there on their money.