I gave you the sexy November cover a couple of weeks ago; now, I’m giving you the goods — Battlestar Galactica’s Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in next month’s issue of Maxim magazine. To be honest, I don’t know much about either of the women, but by the looks of this photo, I’m guessing Grace Park spent most of her life crouched over a bowl of cornmeal brushing flies from the corners of her eyes, and Tricia appears to have suffered from amoebic dysentery for the last fifteen or so years. I honestly don’t know whether I want to take off my pants or donate to the Christian Children’s Fund here.

Please, won’t you call today:

Pop quiz: What do you get when you combine six and eight? I don’t know, but I sure hope it involves a video camera and tear-away cheerleader uniforms. Woo! High five!

Old pics of Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica’s Number 6) in Maxim…

… and Grace Park (BSG’s Number in FHM:

For those of you who recognize Tricia Helfer from her role as Humanoid Cylon Number Six on Battlestar Galactica: ha ha, you’re a huge dork! What’s that? How did I know she was on Battlestar Galactica? I didn’t! I just — I mean… hey, look! Caprica Six and Number Three are using tongue!

Triciaat the Entertainment Weekly’s Emmy Party on Monday: