I could pretend you care about seeing these edgy black and whites of True Blood’s Anna Paquin in next month’s Nylon Magazine, but we all know what you came here to see, and it sure as hell ain’t artsy photographs. Or good writing, for that matter. So here you go –tits. Enjoy!
Anna Paquin naked in True Blood after the jump:
My knowledge of vampires starts and ends with Castlevania and Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest, but I can tell you one thing about HBO’s new vampire show True Blood: there are boobs. Specifically, Anna Paquin’s boobs. This is one time non-Belmont clansmembers can use their Mystic Whips* without incurring any damage. Woo! High five!
*The wiener. I was talking about the wiener. I don’t know why you have to make this so hard sometimes.
All pics NSFW:
Actress Lizzy Caplan — who you might recognize from “Mean Girls” or that flaming turd “Cloverfield” — got super duper almost-naked in last night’s episode of True Blood. My God was she almost naked. Just as topless as the day she was born. Except with bigger tits and less drooling and needing to be wiped and stuff. True Blood, you’ll remember, is a new show about boobs on HBO. Good on the Home Box Office Network for choosing more demure titles for this kind of television. Now you can swap your “Sirloin Tits on Boob Patrol” and “Li’l Miss Muff ‘n Stuff” for a little “True Blood” and watch your savoir faire and social panache nearly triple in size! Just remember to try to keep it in your pants.
Here’s X-Men’s Anna Paquin naked in the last episode of HBO’s “True Blood,” a show about real-life vampires that apparently like boobs. It’s hot, but not as hot as that time Dr. Charles Xavier took control of Rogue’s mind in the shower and Mystique and Storm came along for the party. “X-Men 4: The Ass Stand” available now at an Adult Video store near you!
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