90210 “actress” AnnaLynne McCord “accidentally” posted a topless picture of herself on Twitter yesterday. And then she “accidentally” alerted her followers about it before she finally took it down. The Daily Mail says:

24-year-old [McCord] sent the snap to female fan Megan Lujan after plenty of previous exchanges but also alerted the rest of her Twitter followers to it last week.

She wrote alongside it: ‘This is for you @meganraee You rock! Xxx A.’

But when fans noticed her nipple was visible in the image McCord pulled the original post down and replaced it with a cropped version.

Who among us hasn’t accidentally taken a picture of themselves topless? It’s a lot more common than you think. You’re sitting there, minding your own business, when all of the sudden, whoops! — your cell phone’s out and your bra’s off. And now — uh-oh! — you’re uploading it to your favorite social networking site. If I had a nickel for every time one of my aereolas inadvertently wound up on the interwebs, you can bet I’d be like a seven-thousandaire by now.

AnnaLynne McCord and Sara Foster filming in Beverly Hills:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Dean McDermott posted a seemingly innocuous picture of four-year-old son Liam on his Twitter last night without realizing that wife Tori Spelling was topless in the background. The Daily Mail says:

In the playful photograph… Tori looked to be reclining in bed while her boys larked around.

The picture was taken down from the reality TV star’s Twitter page this morning after he realized the blunder.

I started hunting around to see if I could find an uncensored version of the photo, but I didn’t have any luck, mostly because it occurred to me that I was voluntarily seeking out lopsided pepperoni nipples on a pair of mangled fake tits attached to some horse-faced skeleton and nobody was holding a gun to my head. Frankly, they don’t pay me enough.

UPDATE: If you’re a masochist and a big fan of pimiento loaf, you can see the uncensored nipples here.

Kim Kardashian is a woman with something to prove. And no, it isn’t that she has a viable excuse for being alive, it’s that her ass is real. Digital Spy reports,

Kim Kardashian has revealed an X-ray of her bottom to prove that it’s real.

The Kourtney & Kim Take New York star’s sister Khloe posted a photograph of Kim posing next to an X-ray of her famous behind on her official website this week.

An accompanying message reads: “Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim’s ass is 100% real!!! (sic)”

Kim wrote on her own Twitter feed: “Haha! The things my sisters have me do! Proof baby!… See, it’s REAL!!! LOL.”

Oh yes, I absolutely believe it’s real. But let’s expand on the term “real”. Technically, the tissue that I stuff into my bra is real; tissue is a real, tangible object, making my larger (if somewhat lumpy and misshapen) bustline real. It’s all how you spin it. Fat injected into your ass is absolutely real. Kim K, you’re going to get up awfully early in the morning to outsmart this D-cup!

Remember when we posted about Kim Kardashian vowing to be single in 2011? Yeah well, that was a whole 4 days ago and her inner raging whore is calling the whole silly idea off. Says People:

Kim Kardashian enjoyed her adventures as a single woman while filming Kourtney & Kim Take New York – but she put her “crazy dating life” on hold once she started seeing New Jersey Nets beau Kris Humphries.

“I met him towards the end of filming the show,” Kardashian, 30, tells PEOPLE, explaining why Humphries won’t appear in her new series. “I’m having a lot of fun [with him].

She can’t help it, people. It’s like trying to keep a bee away from flowers. Or in her case, a fly from a pile of dog shit.

Her own Twitpics from some photoshoot, where apparently the look is “more makeup than a tranny would wear”:

Wow, this Twitpic of Jessica Simpson smooching Eric Johnson made me cream my pants. And that’s because I barfed the yogurt I had for breakfast in my lap. Jessica posted this picture of her making duck lips at the camera with the caption,

“Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie…me not lookin’ so smart…:) but YUM!”

Not lookin’ so smart? So you finally noticed what the rest of us knew for years? Well, admitting you’re an idiot is the first step. The first step toward what, I don’t know.

Clutching at love like my thrice-divorced aunt clutches a bottle of Two Buck Chuck:

Picture source: Bauer-Griffin

I don’t know much about Adrianne Curry, but I can tell you one thing — that chick totally pees in the shower. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life, and you can quote me on that shit. Just be sure to use standard MLA format when citing. You know how I’m a stickler for source accountability!

See her naked (or almost-naked) here, here, here, here and here.

Paramore’s Hayley Williams attempted to DM this topless picture of herself to her boyfriend, but instead wound up posting it for all to see on the internet. She took it down almost immediately, but we all know “immediately” is about 3 minutes too late in internet time. That does about as much good as pulling out two seconds after you blow your load. Just ask your mom how well that worked out for her.

In case you doubted it was really her, some queer spent a good two hours piecing together proof of its authenticity using references from her other Twitpics (after the jump). Sonya’s in all next week while I recover from all the holiday binge drinking, so you bastards enjoy your Memorial’s Day weekend and try not to get arrested, because that really hurts my traffic.

Cuddles,
Abby

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If you’re a normal person and you like to do yoga and meditate and shit, you probably don’t have a 1500 pound crystal set up in your room, right? You also probably don’t pose for pictures while doing said meditation. Then again you’re not Spencer Pratt, who believes his every moment is meant to be photographed and disseminated to the masses. At this point all I can hope for is for the crystal to fall over and crush him, but I know that’s hoping for too much. You just know he wouldn’t go that easily. After a nuclear holocaust, all that would survive would be him, roaches, and Mexican radio stations.

These are cheap-ass looking candles. These are candles that Heidi Montag made. Heidi Montag is super duper proud that she can buy candles, buy ribbon and stick them together. She’s so super proud of her crafting prowess that she posted a picture of them on her Twitter page with the comment,”Making holiday candles I’m feeling like @MarthaStewart!!” To which someone replied, “Wait. what do you mean ‘making holiday candles’? You just tied a ribbon around an alreay made candle, correct? Martha woulda collected the bees wax from her own colony of bees.” BWAH HA HA HA! Burn.

Can we officially rename Twitter to Twatter? Maybe Lenny Kravitz was getting jealous off all the attention that’s been directed recently to Nicole Alexander, Rihanna and Cassie, but whatever the reason, he decided to post a picture of his naked ass on TwatPic TwitPic. However, there’s something patently gay about a man posing for nude pictures, let alone posting them. I suppose I can’t really complain, with all the titties and tacos flying around, it’s kind of refreshing to get a little man-meat in on the action.